How to raise a mogwai?

Step 1: Don't get your mogwai wet, when they get wet they multiply faster than rabbits man Don't spill any kind of liquid on them, or you'll have a whole bunch of mogwai's running around



Step 2: Under no circumstance should you ever feed a mogwai after midnight, no matter how much they cry, never feed it. If you do, the next time you'll see your mogwai it will get uglier and uglier.
First it'll be in a nasty looking lizard egg thing

 

Second, not only will they be all nasty looking, but something far much worse...



They will be... GREMLINS... which is...

PURE EVIL!!!!





And they will try to kill you...





They'll probably succeed...





But not always...





And your last step to follow. Mogwai's are extremely sensitive to bright light, keep them out of it. Fail to do so and they will melt, therefore they will be no more.





But its not a bad idea if they're gremlins.




So there you have it, follow these few simple rules and you'll be able to raise your own little mogwai. Piece of cake right?

Enjoy!








And remember, never feed them after midnight, no matter what!